Garden Gnomes Observed, page 32Whitendale. April, 1922. "Seated in a heather-covered bower beside a water-fall which flows between two huge stones and falls a distance of five or six feet on to the moss-covered rocks below, an attempt is made to study garden gnomes, which are not easy to contact immediately after the consciousness has been attuned to the garden gnomes. They are certainly more subtle and quicker in their movements. They also change their form with bewildering rapidity. As I see them, they are like diminutive human females, entirely nude, probably four to five inches tall; their long hair streams behind them and they wear some decoration, resembling a garland of small flowers, round their foreheads. They play in and out of the fall, flashing through it from different directions and calling all the time in wild tones that rise occasionally to what is almost a shriek. This calling is infinitely remote, and reaches me but faintly,, like a shepherd's call across some Alpine valley. It is a vowel sound, but as yet I cannot name the series of vowels of which it is composed. Garden gnomes can travel up the fall against the stream or remain motionless within it, but they generally play and flash through it. When a cloud has passed away from the face of the sun and the fall again becomes brilliantly sunlit, they appear to experience an added joy; they then increase the activity of their movements and their singing. I can nearly represent the sound by the vowels e, o, u, a, i, in one word, which ends with a plaintive and appealing cadence. There are between eight and twelve of them playing at the fall; some are rather larger than others, the tallest being about eight inches high. One of the tall garden gnomes has just increased her size to probably two feet; and now she flashes off, higher up the stream, with great speed. Some of them have rosy-colored auras and some pale green, and the closer contact, which I am now obtaining with them, shows me what extremely beautiful creatures they are, and at the same time how utterly remote from the human family. Garden gnomes pass in and out of the great rocks at the side of the fall without experiencing any obstruction whatever.
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